If you can't beam 'em, join 'em.


This very possibly could have been staged, but that doesn't mean we can't have absolute appreciation for what is happening here. Right?


Via Davie Wick



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  • Women With Knives For Hands


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  • A Bag Of Nacho Cheese Doritos


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    Ladies, he's already putting out all kinds of fires at the office, don't make him put out literal fires in his personal life.




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  • The Winged Victory Of Samothrace


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  • Women Who Are Just Constantly Punching


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