From cuddly royals to cuddly animals, we round up seven days' worth of silly snaps.


Warning: contains multiple images of Boris Johnson that some readers may find disturbing.





  • "One day, all this will be mine," said Boris as he flew over Chequers.




  • Una Healey: singer, Saturday, fembot.




  • She's just had a baby AND she can play volleyball? Boy, we really dig that Kate Middleton! Geddit?!




  • Obama really wasn't happy about the job he had to do while he waited for the government to reopen.




  • Biden, meanwhile, brought everyone muffins. See, THAT'S how you make a country feel better!




  • Cara Delevingne's normal resting face.




  • China, he is in you.




  • Just another normal day in London...




  • ...no, really. (OK, OK, it was World Zombie Day.)




  • Yes, Harry. He's real. He's a real non-royal.




  • Tom Hiddleston refuses to have his photo taken in the most actorly fashion possible.




  • For some reason, Paul McCartney is surprised that people turn up to his TOP SECRET* gig in Covent Garden. *not top secret




  • Meanwhile, in China: this is actually happening.




  • Chris Pratt and Adam Scott celebrate the 100th episode of 'Parks And Recreation' in inimitable style.




  • "What do you mean, you want ID?"




  • Boris Johnson's pilot scheme to keep tourists off London's roads is finally launched.




  • There are striking teachers. And there are <em>striking</em> teachers.




  • Proof that God is getting in to the Halloween spirit too.




  • Meanwhile, in China: George Osborne tries to get to know the giant blonde panda the locals seem fond of.




  • When throwing rosary beads goes wrong.




  • The Pope takes precautions against people throwing rosary beads.




  • Best. Giraffe selfie. Ever. In fact, scrap that. Only. Giraffe selfie. Ever.




  • SHE HAD A BABY THREE MONTHS AGO. And she can STILL do the Time Warp. Amazing!!




  • These are OUR kind of window cleaners!




  • Meanwhile in China: they finally find a monkey to play drums.




  • Arise, king and queen of conkers! We hear they really hit it off.




  • "You talkin' to me?"




  • Just around the corner from Roy Hodgson Avenue, there lies...




  • Just a climber. Hangin' out. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/18/picture-of-the-day-climbing-chair_n_4120813.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">350 FT UP THE SIDE OF A CLIFF.</a>




  • Andy Murray gets his OBE for service to... actually, mainly service. And return. And volleys.




  • Boris Johnson - still keeping an eye on London while over in China, thanks to the latest Nikon technology.




  • Don't worry, George. We're thinking the same thing.




  • "Hello, is that China? Any chance you could keep Boris, please."