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  • Bacon Adhesive Bandages


    Perfect for the bacon fan who falls down a lot. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BACON-shaped-themed-Adhesive-Bandages/dp/B000SSV8AA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354634414&sr=8-1&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$6.99</strong>




  • Bacon Air Freshener


    If your bacon-loving friend lives alone, this is a perfect gift. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Scented-Car-Air-Freshener/dp/B000SSVZLW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1354634414&sr=8-2&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$5.95</strong>




  • Bacon Lip Balm


    There truly is a lip balm flavor for everyone. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11957-Lip-Balm-Bacon/dp/B002SIFQUQ/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1354634414&sr=8-6&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$5.99</strong>




  • Bacon And Eggs Scarf


    This scarf is the great way to show that you're the quirky aunt. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004669CVC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=blaitonthevoi-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B004669CVC&adid=0TT7PCMPBWV9KJBTX4WM">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$32.99</strong>




  • Bacon And Maple Syrup Lollipop


    A lollipop for those younger bacon lovers. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Man-Bait-Bacon-Lollipop-lollipop/dp/B002P23I50/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1354634414&sr=8-9&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$0.50</strong>




  • Bacon Wrapping Paper


    This wrapping paper is a necessity for all of these gifts. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12169-Bacon-Gift-Wrap/dp/B0051GLWGE/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1354634414&sr=8-11&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$7.98</strong>




  • Bacon Boxers


    These boxers are the perfect way to seduce a fellow bacon lover. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99370542/bacon-cotton-boxers?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$18</strong>




  • Bacon Soap


    If you want to be clean, but also never get rid of the smell. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Soap-Wonder-Designed-Novelty/dp/B007A3ECWM/ref=sr_1_199?ie=UTF8&qid=1354636246&sr=8-199&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$6.98 </strong>




  • Bacon Toothpaste


    This toothpaste is a great way to almost clean your teeth. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Bacons-Bacon-Flavored-Toothpaste/dp/B004MBNK5K/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1354634414&sr=8-16&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$5.99</strong>




  • Bacon Elements Shirt


    Why is bacon so good? Because science. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chemistry-Bacon-shirt-funny-vintage/dp/B00644OCDM/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&qid=1354635460&sr=8-24&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$13.80-$20.99</strong>




  • Bacon Roll On Perfume


    No matter what they say, this should not be used to attract a man. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/89618750/roll-on-perfume-bacon-scented-perfume?ref=sr_gallery_36&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$8</strong>




  • Bacon And Egg Gloves


    These are only for people who really really <em>get it</em>. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/115329712/bacon-and-egg-fingerless-mitts?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$8</strong>




  • Bacon iPhone Case


    Just don't let anyone eat your iPhone. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BLACK-Snap-Case-iPhone-Plastic/dp/B008H0HSV4/ref=sr_1_57?ie=UTF8&qid=1354635636&sr=8-57&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$19.99</strong>




  • Bacon Whip


    This gift is perfect for a very specific kind of Christian Grey fan. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/115188163/bacon-leather-flogger-whip-bdsm-kink?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>,<strong> $125</strong>




  • Bacon Frosting


    Perfect if you want a cake that could please maybe five people. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Bacon-Frosting/dp/B005RD7AYY/ref=sr_1_133?ie=UTF8&qid=1354635948&sr=8-133&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$6.99</strong>




  • Bacon Calendar


    Every day you get a new bacon affirmation. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Love-2013-Boxed-Calendar/dp/B0081Z7SLK/ref=sr_1_150?ie=UTF8&qid=1354636017&sr=8-150&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$14.99</strong>




  • Bacon Pillows


    Who couldn't use some happy, little bacon to brighten your day? <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/96658166/big-happy-bacon-plush?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$20</strong>




  • Bacon Body Pillow


    Bonus: You put it in your car's passenger seat in order to use the carpool lane. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/80286183/bacon-body-pillow?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=6&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$32</strong>




  • Bacon Bookmarks


    Don't let reading distract you from what's really important. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mix-It-Stix-1977-LAM/dp/B006H3N3HQ/ref=sr_1_217?ie=UTF8&qid=1354636308&sr=8-217&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$4.95</strong>




  • Bacon Floss


    Bacon in your teeth? We've got the perfect floss for you. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Accouterments-Bacon-Dental-Floss/dp/B0050D9A7G/ref=sr_1_234?ie=UTF8&qid=1354636378&sr=8-234&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$7.24</strong>.




  • Bacon Button


    Bacon haters to the left! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Haters-Gonna-Pocket-Mirror/dp/B006VXIVII/ref=sr_1_267?ie=UTF8&qid=1354636435&sr=8-267&keywords=bacon">Amazon.com</a>, <strong>$4.99</strong>




  • Bacon Mug


    Once your breakfast bacon is gone, you can still commemorate it with this bacon coffee mug. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116554569/ceramic-bacon-mug?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=11&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$25</strong>




  • Bacon Table Runner


    Now you'll always have bacon on the table. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/96791277/bacon-table-runner?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=18&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$15</strong>




  • Bacon Tie


    Perfect for the businessman/bacon aficionado. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/62901878/bacon-tie-hand-painted-silk-necktie?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=20&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$40</strong>




  • Bacon Cosmetic Pouch


    Your face doesn't have to look greasy, even if your favorite food is. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99706708/bacon-zipper-cosmetic-pouch-small?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=26&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$10</strong>




  • Bacon Bracelet


    A great way to tell a bacon-lover that you love her almost as much as bacon. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/115118497/bacon-bracelet?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=35&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$13</strong>




  • Bacon Decal


    Remember that one time you tried apples and bacon together? Never forget. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/88588298/vinyl-bacon-strips-11-laptop?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=41&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$6.99</strong>




  • Bacon Baby Booties


    It's never to early to start teaching your children the importance of bacon in our culture. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/107456597/6-12-months-bacon-slippers?ref=sr_gallery_12&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=54&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$11</strong>




  • Bacon Clock


    It's always bacon o'clock somewhere. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/93044997/either-you-like-bacon-or-youre-wrong-10?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=55&ga_search_type=all">Etsy</a>, <strong>$24.99</strong>




  • 101 Things To Do With Bacon Book


    If you get through this entire cookbook and STILL want more bacon, you'll know your love is true. <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-things-to-do-with-bacon-eliza-cross/1101005273?cm_mmc=googlepla-_-book-_-q000000633-_-9781423620969&cm_mmca2=pla&ean=9781423620969&r=1">Barnes & Noble</a>, <strong>$9.99</strong>